{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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