{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 123, "advice": "Winter is coming."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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